Thursday, June 18th, Part 1: Vatican Museum & Sistine Chapel
I'm writing this on June 28th because I've been pretty lazy since I've gotten back home. From Friday night through Sunday, I couldn't sit still...then I went back to work on Monday and have been pretty lazy ever since. Half my travel gear is still strewn all over my bedroom. Oh well.
So, back to the last day in Europe, Rome to be specific. We'll see what I can remember...
I woke up first, grabbed a shower and went over to grab breakfast. As I was finishing a family sat down next to me -- a mom and two girls. They were from Boulder, CO and had just survived a scary attack on the train ride to Rome the previous day. They had been cornered by a bunch of thieves who tried to steal their luggage. Pretty crazy...Kev and I hadn't run into any problems like that, or even seen anything very suspicious. Kevin swears he saw a pickpocket dressed in Arab clothes, but that was about the extent of any trouble for us.
I started talking to the family about plans for the day and what would be good times to hit up different tourist spots. It was scheduled to be another 95degree day so it made sense to wait in the long lines at the Vatican early before the day reached its hottest point. After breakfast we must have spent some time blogging or reading because I feel like we sort of got a late start...it was past 10 before we left the hotel. We caught a packed bus to the Vatican and then walked to the right St. Peters towards the Vatican Museum. I expected extremely long lines, but we couldn't have waited more than 10 or 15 minutes. Luckily there was some shade along the building as well, so we weren't melting in the sun.

Once inside, you're first taken through a few rooms full of Ancient Egyptian art. The first room featured a few mummies, the bodies preserved with pitch. The next room contained Egyptian sculptures, many of which featured animal heads. Egyptians believed animals to be reincarnations of gods. You could take pictures in the Vatican museum, which I thought was pretty cool at first, but after a few galleries it became annoying as I started realizing how difficult it was to focus the camera w/out a flash with the low lighting conditions.

Oh well, I'll post some somewhat blurry photos anyway. The last Egyptian room contained some more sculptures as well as some samples of writing--good luck figuring out what it says.
Next we moved into a courtyard that was sort of a 500BC-500AD Greek/Roman sculpture garden. The most interesting works were obvious, as people crowded around a statue of Apollo drawing a now missing bow and a statue called Lacoon.

Lacoon supposedly tried to warn the town of Troy not to accept the Trojan Horse but the gods sent giant snakes to strangle him and his sons. The marble statue recreated this event, showing an extremely ripped up bearded man fighting with the snakes. Pretty cool.
Going back inside, the tour takes you past the "Hall of Animals", which contained countless statues of...yup, you guessed it, animals! Just before reaching a giant bathtub made out of a single block of porphyry, you come across The Torso Statue.

I capitalize because this limbless but muscular statue was Michelangelo's inspiration. You'll probably notice the resemblance in his works. After the giant bathtub, you enter an EXTREMELY long hallway...decorated with papal splendor. Its just ridiculous...makes you think twice about giving money to your local Catholic church. The hallway featured statue after statue after statue....and every single one featured a fig leaf covering the private parts --courtesy of the Catholic Church from 1500-1800, when they decided that the bare human form was indecent. The hall also contained huge tapestries along the walls.

The entire flat ceiling had been painted to look like sculptured reliefs...I would have never known if I hadn't read it in the guidebook. It was just unbelievable, check it out! Further down the hall, the walls switched to huge maps of Italy, showing everything from the foothills of the alps to the boot kicking of Sicily. It was said that popes could take their visitors through this hallway to show them the entire splendor of Italy.
Next stop was a gallery of Renaissance art by Raphael. The intent of the room was quickly summed up by one look at the ceiling.

The ceiling fresco showed a beaming cross standing in place of a Roman statue that lay in pieces on the floor in front of it. The meaning was to show the transition from the pagan empire to Christianity. The walls of the room featured scenes of General and then Emperor Constantine. From left to right, the paintings first showed Constantine preparing for battle and seeing a cross in the sky, then showing him victorious in battle, then bowing before the pope for baptism, and finally legalizing Christianity and working side by side with the pope. Quite a bit going on in this room!
In the next room down (the pope's private study), Raphael painted the famous School of Athens, and across from it the Disputa --both took up the entire wall. Huge. I wonder how long it took to paint these...

The School of Athens shows the great thinkers of ancient Greece on once side and the great scientists of
ancient Greece on the other. In the center of the painting, on their respective sides, are Plato and Aristotle. Raphael added in Renaissance thinkers (such as da Vinci) and painters (himself and Michelangelo) to show that they were on even par with the ancients. Every straight line in the painting leads back to the center of the painting -- the lines of the hallways, the decorations on the floor tiles. Very cool.
After passing through a few more rooms filled with paintings, you enter the Sistine Chapel. A place for silence and no photography right? Well...sort of.. haha. Uniformed and non-uniformed guards walked around asking tourists to be quiet and not to take photos...but you can't really stop 200 people from doing it. So I met them halfway and kept my mouth shut but snapped a few pictures. Standing in the Sistine Chapel was definitely one of highlights of the whole trip. To look straight up and see the uber-famous hand of God touching Adam's -- I don't even have the words to describe it. I remember first seeing it in high school history class. And that ceiling is really really high, I don't see how anyone could spend 4 years on scaffolding craning their neck to paint it.

According to our guidebook, Michelangelo didn't even want to paint for Pope Julius at first because he thought of himself as a sculptor, not a painter. Julius wore him down, asking for 12 apostles to be painted on the ceiling. Michelangelo finally agreed on the condition that he be allowed artistic freedom. The result? Frescos of just about every single Old Testament story. Check it out on
wikipedia, its just ridiculous! And thats just the ceiling. Michelangelo also painted the wall behind the altar as the Last Judgement. Jesus at the top center casting people down to a pretty nightmare-ish hell on the right while angels pull people to heaven on the left. And Jesus is not depicted as a happy camper --it doesn't look like he's particularly thrilled with doing the judging. Oh -- and his torso is modeled after The Torso Sculpture I mentioned earlier. Michelangelo also painted himself in as the face of the drippy soul hanging down towards hell on the right of Jesus.
After soaking it all in for at least a half hour, we pushed on through a few more art galleries that held some art by no-name artists such as da Vinci, Raphael, van Gogh, and Dali. Hard to believe that most people just skip these galleries after seeing the Sistine Chapel. If any of these were in any other art museum, they would no doubt be major pieces. The fact that these priceless works are last, when everyone is too sick and tired of walking around to really enjoy them just emphasizes the vast content of the Vatican museum.
to be continued.....